It Starts With a Bang

I’d like to add my voice to the corus of voices discussing the recent detonation of a chunk of subsurface North Korea.

This is just another example of the peerless dedication and industrious nature of the NK people. Their tireless efforts stand as a testiment to how people can work together to build a better world for themselves and others.

Personally, I welcome this bomb, and eagerly await the bomb/missile combo test that is sure to follow. I would like to propose the following test program:

  1. Make bigger bang with bigger bomb in bigger underground lair.
  2. Make bigger missile with bigger dummy payload and launch equivalent distance to New York.
  3. Put bigger bomb into bigger missile and drive it around with a big truck.
  4. Turn central parade square into enormous mud pit and drive big truck with bigger missle/bomb combo around it.
  5. Commission “artist’s conception” of various western cities following nuclear annihilation.
  6. Make really small version of bigger bomb.
  7. Put really small bigger bomb into inexpensive suitcast.
  8. Detonate really small bigger suitcase bomb in suitably sized underground bomb chamber.
  9. Have Osama over for tea.
  10. Give animated interview on Larry King Live.

9 October 2006 | General B.S. | Comments

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