Archives for March 2007
The Arctic Gentleman - Day 468
The Arctic Gentleman
by Edmund “Potty†Pottsly-Bing
Day 468
I awoke to the sounds of the hull timbers cracking under the strain of the converging ice sheets. Wilson was standing beside my bunk lighting the seal blubber lamp. “I regret to inform you, sir, that the Earl-Grey has run out.â€. “Then what is this?â€, I asked, receiving the […]
Got an email today:
*Sigh* There are so many mysteries in this life.
Like, the awhile back, (ed. my son) asked me if mosquitoes pee, and it’s just one more thing about which I haven’t the slightest idea. Then he followed right up with, “Who created God?”, and I was stumped again.
Thanks to the Internet I […]
Note
Singing in the shower - good
Dancing while shaving - bad
Rubber Duck’s Memoirs
Back then they knew me as the Rubber Duck. I’m talking way back, the 70’s, the height of the OPEC embargo and a hard time for truckers everywhere. Those sartorially inept sheet wearing a-rabs had pushed the price of go -juice to an all time high of 75 cents and naturally the full cost was […]