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Archives for May 2007

Come To My Seminar

Are you serious about getting into the best financially healthy motivational nexus of your life? I mean, are you REALLY serious, completely humourless and deadpan? I’m talking not even a smirk, not a smidgen of levity. Does red/green stock selecting while peddling your way to a new firmer you get you excited, in a deadly [...]

28 May 2007 | General B.S. | 2 Comments

The Resolute Cocktail

The Resolute Cocktail

1/4 oz. Lemon Juice
1/4 oz. Apricot Brandy
1/2 oz. gin

shake – strain – pour
Rating: 7/10

17 May 2007 | Cocktails, Rating 5 - 8 | Comments Off

The Queen Elizabeth Cocktail

The Queen Elizabeth Cocktail

dash of Absinthe
1/4 oz. Lemon Juice
1/4 oz. Cointreau
1/2 oz. gin

shake – strain – pour add a cherry to glass
Rating: 7/10

17 May 2007 | Cocktails, Rating 5 - 8 | Comments Off

Global Warming (sorry)

I really hate to write an article on this. I kind of feel like I am writing a post on Paris Hilton. Does the world really need another post about Paris? My only consolation is that its unlikely anyone will actually read this.
This all started when I ran across an article about 26 Myths of [...]

16 May 2007 | Vent | 3 Comments

Alien Spacecraft Identification Manual

With the coming alien invasion it is incumbent upon every American to arm themselves and learn to identify the various alien attack craft that we will be facing.
We are all aware of the lengthy preparation that our enemy has made, their diligent efforts stretching back to ancient civilizations like the Aztecs, Egyptians and the French. [...]

1 May 2007 | General B.S. | No Comments