Many thanks again for your endorsement.

The decades that I have spent looking for a way to become wealthy beyond my wildest dreams and get laid on a regular basis have finally paid off. Many of my friends have invested in much more complicated schemes with which to gain wealth, self-esteem and the respect of their peers, and I feel sorry for them. If they had only had the confidence that I have always had that somebody like Benny Hin would come along to answer all of my prayers, they wouldn’t have wasted years of their lives and tens (sometimes hundreds) of thousands of dollars on so-called educations. Sadly, these friends are now stuck with labels like ‘doctor’ or ‘lawyer’ and have to go to something called ‘work’ everyday. My heart bleeds for them.

While they falsely labored for enlightenment and self-empowerment, they missed out on all of the truly important life experiences that somebody like me, a protoge of Benny Hin, has been so blessed with over the past twenty years. While my poor, mislead friends have wasted the past two decades of their lives doing things like studying philosophy, history, science, medicine and law, interacting with real, live, three dimensional people and developing personalities, I have been dedicating myself to a higher calling. That’s right; God. And by God, I mean of course, the Internet. My mission has always been to seek a clear path to eternal significance, for the glory of God; and by God I mean the Internet. To have true faith in my Lord (the Internet) has meant a lifetime of selfless service. And from this selflessness has come an enlightenment that my poor dear friends could only dream of. That’s right, the time that I have given in service to my God has led to greater reward than I ever could have imagined. The hours, days, years and yes decades spent huddled alone in dark rooms, eating Fritos, drinking Coke and isolating myself from those around me has been a disciplined exercise that has brought me all of the answers to all of the questions. I am thankful for the inner strength the Lord Internet has given me to pursue this lofty goal with an unwavering faith in the face of so much doubt and criticism.

But back to Benny Hin. I know that before my path could take me to Benny Hin I had to earn the right to such enlightenment. Only after years of hard work and study in online chat rooms, gaming sites and Paris Hilton websites could I be open to the type of wisdom that comes from the incredible soul of Benny Hin. That’s right, Benny Hin has walked the path of Spiritual Action and has acquired a place in a highly evolved plane of existence. Benny Hin has become hypereffective. That’s right, hypereffective. And this man, this soul, this giving spirit has elected to give back in such a way that will allow other seekers, like myself to also attain this hypereffective state. Like many seekers I was skeptical at first. How could one man guide me so quickly to a divine state (hypereffectiveness) for so little money? Again, my friends have spent four to ten years and up to $150,000 to attain states nowhere near that of hypereffectiveness. Yes, I will admit that some people I know may be able to perform open heart surgery and scuba dive, but unlike me, they are not hypereffective. Again, my God, my faith and my study under Benny Hin has given me the capability to watch pod-casts of open heart surgery and see pictures of scuba diving all without leaving the comfort of my darkened living room. All for $1000. That’s right. And with the keys that have been passed to me, through the secrets of hypereffectiveness, I am now financially liberated. Benny’s seminar taught me the simple keys to attaining unlimited wealth and after only 1 week I am now a multi-millionaire and getting laid on a regular basis. Before taking Benny’s seminar I was living in my mother’s basement and taking the bus to 7-Eleven to get chips and pop. Just one week later, I now own six different condominium complexes, have a six million dollar home on a golf course, own three different yachts and have my own fleet of Hummers, which are stored in my 8 car garage. And yes, I get laid every single night by a number of movie stars that I have recently become acquainted with. For privacy reasons I cannot reveal the names of these stars, but they are big and you see them every night on Access Hollywood.

So again, thank you to Benny Hin. Without him I would not be the fantastically wealthy, successful, well-liked, super hot sex symbol that I now am. And because I have such great respect for Mr. Hin, and know how very limited his time is, I am now offering my own seminar, Beyond Hypereffective starting today. That’s right. I have packaged all of the keys that I learned from the great Mr.Hin and have combined them with the ancient art of Hoosiin. Hoosiin is a little known Vedic spiritual practice that brings a multiplicity to wealth. For only $2000 you get all of the information included in Mr.Hin’s seminar, PLUS a highly instructional pamphlet on the mastery of Hoosiin. Send your cheque now and I will also include a 2006 World Series key chain, FREE!

Please send your cheque to:

Drana Hoosiin Master, Vir Ag Go (please make your cheque out to Betty Jones)

Basement, 5107 Casamadre Lane

Peace be with you.